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Rap:

I'm Julius Caesar, the emperor of Rome.

And I'm cool because I sit upon the throne.

I'm a caesar salad. I got Lettuce and Rome

is my fetish.

The Roman Empire is mighty strong in power

But Finally gave in as it succumbed in the last

Hour :(

 

But that's not the point.

My name is JC, and these rap’s will make you hazy

People call me crazy,

But I’m the most triumphant third of the triumvirate

 

I’m world class

And I’ll pave roads with the bones of your slaved ass

I'm the leader today

And you shall obey.

I may have been stabbed by brutus

But as your ghostly host

I’ll put your head on a post.

 

I’m a Dictator,

And I’ll tell you bout’ it later

And that loudmouth Brutus

Oh Yeah, he’s a traitor

His mom was my waiter

I couldn’t hate her any greater.

 

Call me a hypocrite?

I’ll smack you in your face

You are a disgrace and equivalent to my waste

Now get out of my face

As I leave with haste